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OH! HELLO THERE, FRIGHT FANS.

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I'VE JUST BEEN SITTING HERE,

3
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WAITING FOR MY
BLOOD PACK TO HARDEN.

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MY COSMETOLOGIST
SAID I WAS STARTING

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TO LOOK A LITTLE LIFELESS.

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MUCH BETTER, EH?

7
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WHICH REMINDS ME...

8
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TONIGHT'S POISON
PARABLE IS ABOUT A COUPLE

9
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WHO TAKE THEIR
APPEARANCE VERY SERIOUSLY.

10
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NEEDLESS TO SAY,

11
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THEY'RE GOING TO END
UP TRYING TO SAVE FACE.

12
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I CALL THIS ONE

13
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<i>JUDY, YOU'RE NOT YOURSELF TODAY.</i>

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Man, British accent:
DIE, CRETIN.

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Woman: BREAKFAST IS SERVED.

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DONALD, MY DARLING,

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WHO THE DEVIL ARE
YOU TALKING TO?

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UH, NO ONE, DEAR.
IT'S NO ONE AT ALL.

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OH, DONALD.

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SOMETIMES, I SWEAR,
YOU'RE SUCH AN ODD DUCK.

21
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PERHAPS. PERHAPS I AM.

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WILL YOU TELL ME THAT
YOU STILL LOVE ME, DARLING?

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WHO THE DEVIL CAN THAT
BE AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?

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"WHO" IS RIGHT.

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DONALD, THERE APPEARS TO BE

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SOME SORT OF
SOLICITOR AT THE DOOR.

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ON A FUCKIN' SATURDAY MORNING?

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DONALD, PLEASE!

29
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IS ALL THIS REALLY NECESSARY?

30
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<i>LE BREAKFAST EST SERVI!</i>

31
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DONALD?

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BIG GUN.

33
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DONALD!

34
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WHAT?

35
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GOOD MORNING, SIR. I'M
FROM THE GUN ELIMINATION

36
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LEGISLATION ACTIVISTS

37
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FOR TOTAL
INTERNATIONAL NEUTRALITY.

38
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YOU WANT TO RUN
THAT MOUTHFUL BY ME

39
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ONE MORE TIME, PAL?

40
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GOOD MORNING, SIR.

41
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NO. JUST THE NAME.

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GUN ELIMINATION LEGISLATION

43
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ACTIVISTS FOR TOTAL
INTERNATIONAL NEUTRALITY.

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G.E.L.A.T.I.N.

45
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YOU'RE FROM SOMETHING
CALLED G.E.L.A.T.I.N.?

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UH, PLEASE FORGIVE MY HUSBAND.

47
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HONEY, THIS IS THE
MAN FROM G.E.L.A.T.I.N.

48
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HI.

49
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ACTUALLY, THERE'S AN
"F" IN THERE SOMEPLACE.

50
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OR MAYBE THERE'S... THERE'S NOT.

51
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SOMETIMES HE JUST
GETS CARRIED AWAY!

52
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CARRIED AWAY? YOU KNOW,

53
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THIS IS WHY I GO DOOR TO DOOR.

54
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QUIT YOUR BLUBBERING,
YOU BIG BABY!

55
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IT WASN'T EVEN LOADED. SEE?

56
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AAH! DAMN IT, DONALD!

57
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YOU COULD HAVE SHOT HER.

58
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OH, WAKE UP, PAL!

59
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A MAN HAS GOT A
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

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TO HUNT WITH THE
WEAPON OF HIS CHOICE.

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THAT'S ENOUGH!

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I AM SURE THAT
THIS FINE YOUNG MAN

63
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HAS HEARD ABSOLUTELY
ALL THE NRA RHETORIC

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HE WISHES TO HEAR TODAY.

65
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THAT'S RIGHT, LADY.
I'VE HEARD IT ALL.

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WELL, WHERE WERE
YOU DURING VIETNAM?

67
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I WAS 6 YEARS OLD!

68
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YEAH, LIKELY EXCUSE.

69
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THAT'S WHAT I HATE
ABOUT GELATIN.

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IT'S ALWAYS FULL
OF NUTS AND FRUITS.

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DONALD? LOOK AT ME.

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YOU SEE THESE?
THESE ARE WRINKLES,

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AND THEY ARE CAUSED BY STRESS.

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AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT CAUSES STRESS?

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HAVING YOUR HUSBAND
POINT A GUN AT YOUR HEAD.

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THAT IS WHAT CAUSES STRESS.

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JUDY, YOU'RE NOT YOURSELF TODAY.

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SNAP OUT OF IT.

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SNAP OUT OF IT?

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THAT'S YOUR ANSWER TO
EVERYTHING THESE DAYS,

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SNAP OUT OF IT.

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WELL, I HAVE NO TIME TO ARGUE.

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I'M ALREADY LATE
FOR THE GUN CLUB.

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DON'T THINK ABOUT LIGHTING
A CIGARETTE IN THIS HOUSE.

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JUDY, WHY?

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BECAUSE.

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BECAUSE WHY?

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BECAUSE THE SMOKE
DULLS MY HAIR, THAT'S WHY.

89
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"DON'T SMOKE CIGARETTES.

90
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DON'T POINT GUNS AT MY HEAD."

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YOU KNOW, MY GOD, JUDY!

92
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YOU WERE STANDING RIGHT THERE,

93
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AND I STILL DON'T
THINK YOU GET IT.

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YOU CAN'T LET THE WHOLE WORLD

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INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM ANYMORE.

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YOU CAN'T EVEN OPEN A
FUCKIN' DOOR ANYMORE!

97
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AND IF YOU DO, I'M TELLING YOU,

98
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YOU'D BETTER BE READY.

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THIS...

100
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THIS, MY DEAR, IS BEING READY.

101
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Donald.

102
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You are so attractive
when you're angry.

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WELL...

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WELL.

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I'M OFF NOW.

106
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LOCK THE DOOR
BEHIND ME. CHEERIO.

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TA-TA!

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OUT, OUT, DAMN SPOTS.

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MM-HMM.

110
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OH, NO. NOT AGAIN!

111
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YES?

112
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HI. I'M FROM AVATAR COSMETICS.

113
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WE SPOKE.

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Judy: WE DID?

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ON THE PHONE.

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THIS IS, UH...

117
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300 CHATSWORTH?

118
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WELL, YES, IT IS,

119
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BUT I'M AFRAID I
HAVE NEVER HEARD

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OF AVATAR COSMETICS,
MY GOOD WOMAN.

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OH.

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I SEE.

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SHOULD I HAVE?

124
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THAT, UH,

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PROBLEM WITH YOUR PORES?

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UH, I DON'T KNOW.

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PITY.

128
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WELL, I'M SORRY I DISTURBED YOU.

129
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WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

130
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WHAT IF I WAS
INTERESTED IN PURCHASING

131
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ONE OF YOUR PRODUCTS?

132
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SAY, FOR MY PORES?

133
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IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. WE HAVE
A VERY SELECT CLIENTELE.

134
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WELL, I COULD PAY YOU IN CASH,

135
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AND THEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD KNOW.

136
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WHEN IS YOUR HUSBAND DUE BACK?

137
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HMM?

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WELL... HA HA HA!

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SURELY A GOOD-LOOKING
WOMAN LIKE YOU

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HAS A HANDSOME HUSBAND.

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I DO, AS A MATTER
OF FACT... DONALD.

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AND HE WON'T BE HOME
FOR HOURS AND HOURS.

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PLENTY OF TIME FOR A LOVELY

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LITTLE CHAT FOR US, NO?

145
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THAT'S VERY UNUSUAL
JEWELRY YOU'RE WEARING.

146
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IS IT BOLOGET?

147
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NO, IT'S JUNK.

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NO! I ESPECIALLY LIKE
THAT SPARKLY ONE.

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OH, YES.

150
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WOMEN WITH TASTE USUALLY DO.

151
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THANK YOU.

152
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IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.

153
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HERE.

154
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TRY IT ON.

155
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YOU DON'T MIND?

156
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NO. GO AHEAD.

157
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IT DOES NOTHING FOR
AN OLD BAG LIKE ME.

158
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YOU KNOW, AS I SAID BEFORE,

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YOU REALLY ARE QUITE BEAUTIFUL.

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THANK YOU.

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GOT A GREAT ASS, HONEY.

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I'LL LIKE IT EVEN
BETTER WHEN IT'S MINE!

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OH!

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AAH!

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JUDY?

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JUDY?

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AAH!

168
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JESUS!

169
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HELP ME.

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EW!

171
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WHERE'S MY WIFE?

172
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DONALD, DON'T!
IT'S ME. IT'S JUDY.

173
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NOT EVEN CLOSE.

174
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NOW, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WIFE?

175
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,309
I AM YOUR WIFE.

176
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WE WERE MARRIED JULY 12, 1979.

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OH, YEAH? WHAT CHURCH?

178
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FAITH CALVARY.

179
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YEAH, WELL, WHAT WAS
THE NAME OF THE MINISTER?

180
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REVEREND TENNEY.

181
00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:11,814
HOW MANY BRIDESMAIDS? 3.

182
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WHO WALKED YOU DOWN THE AISLE?

183
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MY UNCLE!

184
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,084
YEAH? WELL, WHERE DID
WE SPEND OUR HONEYMOON?

185
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THE BLACK HILLS!

186
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,777
OK, WHAT WAS THE ROOM NUMBER

187
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,495
OF OUR HONEYMOON SUITE?

188
00:11:20,564 --> 00:11:22,497
WE DIDN'T HAVE A ROOM.

189
00:11:22,566 --> 00:11:24,326
WE HAD TO SPEND
THE NIGHT IN THE CAR

190
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,070
BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO
CONFIRM THE RESERVATION.

191
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:31,655
COME ON! HOW COULD
YOU KNOW THAT?

192
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:34,058
IT'S ME. IT'S JUDY.
I'M YOUR WIFE.

193
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,960
DONALD, DONALD!

194
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,189
MY BODY WAS STOLEN.

195
00:11:39,983 --> 00:11:40,915
UM...

196
00:11:40,984 --> 00:11:43,584
WELL, NO. JUST STAY RIGHT THERE.

197
00:11:45,055 --> 00:11:45,987
HELLO?

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00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:47,066
Man: DONALD? YEAH?

199
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:48,901
DID YOU AND JUDY
HAVE A FIGHT TODAY?

200
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,258
NO. WHY?

201
00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:52,927
'CAUSE SHE JUST THREW
BACK 3 GIN AND TONICS

202
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,207
AND WHEN I SAT DOWN NEXT TO HER,

203
00:11:54,231 --> 00:11:55,741
SHE TOLD ME TO GO TO HELL...

204
00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:57,298
LIKE SHE KNEW THE WAY.

205
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:58,466
Donald: WHERE ARE YOU?

206
00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,634
TRAIN STATION. LISTEN, MAN.

207
00:12:00,703 --> 00:12:03,271
YOUR OLD LADY'S
IN ONE FOUL MOOD.

208
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:08,009
JUDY IS NOT HERSELF TODAY.

209
00:12:10,613 --> 00:12:12,080
TRAIN STATION, HUH?

210
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,647
OK, THANKS, JOE.

211
00:12:13,717 --> 00:12:14,749
OH, AND JOE?

212
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,284
DON'T CALL MY WIFE AN OLD LADY!

213
00:12:18,454 --> 00:12:19,787
COME ON.

214
00:12:22,425 --> 00:12:23,958
WHERE ARE WE GOING?

215
00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:25,459
JUST GET YOUR COAT.

216
00:12:25,528 --> 00:12:26,594
OK.

217
00:12:28,397 --> 00:12:31,917
OH. DO YOU THINK THESE
LOOK GOOD TOGETHER?

218
00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:34,847
Judy: WHAT? DONALD!
DONALD, WHAT...

219
00:12:35,872 --> 00:12:36,949
LET ME OUT!

220
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,450
DONALD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

221
00:12:38,474 --> 00:12:39,924
DONALD!

222
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,739
P.A. Announcer: YOUR
ATTENTION, PLEASE.

223
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,600
Judy: DONALD!

224
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,271
PLEASE, HONEY. LET ME OUT.

225
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,619
THIS IS NO WAY TO
TREAT YOUR WIFE.

226
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,912
P.A. Announcer: THE
3:22 TO LAS VEGAS

227
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,281
IS NOW BOARDING ON TRACK 4.

228
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,202
I CAN'T LET YOU DO IT. YOU
CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM IT.

229
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,351
OH, BROTHER! ARE YOU
KIDDING? DON'T YOU SEE THAT?

230
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,139
ASSHOLE!

231
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,174
JUDY, YOU'VE GOT
TO FACE UP TO IT.

232
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,660
THE CANCER IS SPREADING.

233
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,525
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

234
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,826
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

235
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,217
YOU KNOW THERE'S NO
HOPE FOR REMISSION.

236
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,703
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME.

237
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,922
DON'T SPEND YOUR LAST
FEW WEEKS WITHOUT ME.

238
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,960
JUDY!

239
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,562
DONALD?

240
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,331
JUDY?

241
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:44,332
DONALD!

242
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,333
OH, JUDY!

243
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:46,612
OH, DONALD!

244
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,746
IT'S YOU!

245
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:50,304
WAIT. IT'S NOT OVER WITH YET.

246
00:14:50,373 --> 00:14:52,740
COME ON.

247
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,808
DONALD!

248
00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:54,843
OH, JUDY!

249
00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:57,228
JUDY, JUDY!

250
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,670
Witch: LET ME OUT!

251
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,239
LET ME OUT! LET ME
OUT! DO YOU HEAR?

252
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,343
CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?

253
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,312
YOU AND YOUR PRISSY WIFE,

254
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,814
YOU'RE BOTH DEAD!

255
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,399
HEY! SOMEBODY LET ME OUT!

256
00:15:18,468 --> 00:15:20,535
LET ME OUT!

257
00:15:20,603 --> 00:15:24,272
AH, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE.

258
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,324
SPEAK UP, YOU BASTARDS!

259
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,192
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

260
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,627
COME ON, UNLOCK THIS DOOR.

261
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,028
UNLOCK THIS DOOR, DAMN IT!

262
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,163
I'M NOT GOING TO...

263
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,331
NOT SO TOUGH NOW, IS SHE?

264
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,789
AARRRGH!

265
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,324
AH!

266
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,687
UGH!

267
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:57,823
AH!

268
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:15,439
OH, MY GOD.

269
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,142
THAT WAS GREAT!

270
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:23,047
WHAT A RUSH!

271
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,049
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

272
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,351
AH HA HA HA, I BLEW HER AWAY!

273
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,820
I FUCKIN' BLEW HER AWAY!

274
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,872
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

275
00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:33,190
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

276
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:37,712
OH, SHE'S... DEAD.

277
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:42,216
OH, AND I FEEL...

278
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:45,052
I FEEL SO ALIVE.

279
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,708
JUST WATCHING YOU LIKE THIS...

280
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:56,880
DARLING, YOU'RE SO THRILLING!

281
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,466
I FEEL SO...

282
00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:03,103
I... I FEEL SO HELPLESS

283
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:06,473
AND YET SO...

284
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:09,327
SO...

285
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,462
SO...

286
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,563
OH!

287
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,699
JUDY!

288
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,929
Donald: HEH HEH HEH!

289
00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:14,575
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

290
00:18:14,643 --> 00:18:17,845
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, DONALD.

291
00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:21,582
DO WE HAVE TO KEEP
IT LOCKED UP IN HERE?

292
00:18:21,651 --> 00:18:23,812
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO
KEEP IT, UNDER YOUR PILLOW?

293
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,313
WE SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE IT HERE.

294
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,287
I TRIED MELTING IT,

295
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,673
I TRIED CRUSHING IT.

296
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,574
YOU CAN'T DESTROY IT.

297
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,276
WELL, COULDN'T WE JUST KEEP IT

298
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,663
ON THE VANITY OR
THE NIGHT STAND?

299
00:18:35,732 --> 00:18:38,449
YOU KNOW, SOMEWHERE WE
COULD LOOK AT IT ALL THE TIME?

300
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,121
NO.

301
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,357
NO.

302
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,958
NO.

303
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,260
NO.

304
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,427
NO?

305
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,664
BABE, YOU'VE GOT A WITCH
BURIED IN YOUR BASEMENT.

306
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,267
GET A GRIP ON REALITY.

307
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,562
OH!

308
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,937
AAH!

309
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,064
AAH!

310
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,267
JUST ME.

311
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,492
THESE NIGHTMARES
MUST BE CONTAGIOUS.

312
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,994
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

313
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:50,414
I... I WAS COLD.

314
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,699
WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT?

315
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,496
SAME THING THAT'S
BEEN BOTHERING YOU...

316
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,366
THAT MOLDY OLD BITCH WE
GOT BURIED IN THE BASEMENT.

317
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,457
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING

318
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,609
MAYBE I'D DIG HER UP.

319
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,177
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

320
00:21:03,245 --> 00:21:06,413
NO, NOT NOW.

321
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,482
I JUST THOUGHT

322
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:11,362
THAT MAYBE IT WOULD
HELP THOSE NIGHTMARES

323
00:21:11,386 --> 00:21:14,588
IF WE BURIED HER SOMEPLACE ELSE.

324
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,994
THEY'LL GO AWAY.

325
00:21:20,062 --> 00:21:21,161
IT JUST TAKES TIME.

326
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,696
REALLY.

327
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:24,999
MINE AREN'T SO BAD ANYMORE.

328
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,763
COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.

329
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,827
I'LL GO GET A GLASS OF MILK.

330
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,574
OH, JEEZ!

331
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,942
SHIT!

332
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,311
HELP ME.

333
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,213
AAH!

334
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,381
DONALD, HELP ME!

335
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,016
OH! OH, GOD!

336
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:06,223
JESUS, WHERE DID IT GO?

337
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,972
LIGHT, LIGHT, LIGHT, LIGHT!

338
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,132
OPEN UP!

339
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:17,067
OPEN UP!

340
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,136
JESUS!

341
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,286
WHERE IS IT? COME ON!

342
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,955
WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?

343
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,080
PLEASE. PLEASE. THERE IT IS!

344
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,950
OH, GOOD. YAAH!

345
00:22:34,303 --> 00:22:35,303
YAAH!

346
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,256
JUDY?

347
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,308
AAH!

348
00:22:41,377 --> 00:22:44,260
DONALD, HELP ME.

349
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:46,563
JUDY!

350
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:48,532
KILL HER! DONALD, IT'S A TRICK.

351
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:49,666
KILL HER!

352
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:50,667
NO, DONALD!

353
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:53,532
SHE SWITCHED
BODIES AGAIN. IT'S ME.

354
00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:56,256
DONALD, DON'T LET HER
TAKE MY BEAUTIFUL BODY.

355
00:22:56,325 --> 00:22:58,425
DON'T LET HER DESTROY IT.

356
00:22:58,493 --> 00:23:00,427
DONALD, NO!

357
00:23:00,495 --> 00:23:02,846
SHOOT IT. DONALD, SHOOT IT.

358
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:04,292
SHOW IT WHO'S SMARTER.

359
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,460
SHOW IT YOU CAN'T BE FOOLED.

360
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,017
NO, DONALD, I'M YOUR WIFE.

361
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:08,418
I'M JUDY.

362
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:11,838
NO, DONALD! I AM
YOUR WIFE. I'M JUDY.

363
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:15,842
NO, DONALD. I'M
YOUR WIFE. I'M JUDY.

364
00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:18,090
I'M YOUR WIFE. I'M JUDY.

365
00:23:18,114 --> 00:23:20,214
UH...

366
00:23:20,282 --> 00:23:22,232
Donald: JUDY.

367
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:27,791
PULL THE JAG AROUND
FRONT AND WAIT FOR ME.

368
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,659
THIS COULD GET MESSY.

369
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,362
Donald: JUDY?

370
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:41,386
YES, HONEY?

371
00:23:44,807 --> 00:23:48,058
WE DON'T HAVE A JAG... YET,

372
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:50,260
HONEY.

373
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:57,668
LET ME SEE YOU PULL THAT
QUICK-CHANGE ACT ONE MORE TIME.

374
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,047
DONALD, BE CAREFUL.
I BRUISE EASILY.

375
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,004
WHAT?

376
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,639
ARGH!

377
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,046
OH!

378
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,960
YOUR WISH...

379
00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:26,396
IS MY COMMAND.

380
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,374
JUDY?

381
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:39,894
OH!

382
00:24:39,962 --> 00:24:40,962
JUDY?

383
00:25:04,319 --> 00:25:05,753
DONALD.

384
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:11,726
OH, MY GOD.

385
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,721
OH, DONALD.

386
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,217
HANG ON, HONEY.

387
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:21,352
YEAH.

388
00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,089
UH!

389
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,978
What...

390
00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:30,593
does the NRA handbook...

391
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:37,083
suggest... you do now?

392
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,405
JUDY?

393
00:25:53,002 --> 00:25:54,401
JUDY?

394
00:25:56,038 --> 00:25:57,504
OH, NO!

395
00:26:03,378 --> 00:26:06,513
REST...

396
00:26:06,582 --> 00:26:08,616
DARLING...

397
00:26:08,684 --> 00:26:11,384
OH, HOW CAN IT BE SO?

398
00:26:11,453 --> 00:26:12,453
OH.

399
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,225
SAY IT ISN'T SO.

400
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,596
BOND.

401
00:26:25,901 --> 00:26:28,202
JAMES BOND.

402
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:35,074
YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY!

403
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:42,282
NO!

404
00:27:02,471 --> 00:27:07,941
I STILL THINK DIAMONDS
ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.

405
00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:09,755
YOU'LL BE GLAD TO
KNOW THAT THAT WITCH

406
00:27:09,779 --> 00:27:11,779
GAVE UP DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES

407
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,114
AND JOINED THE PEACE CORPSE!

408
00:27:16,786 --> 00:27:18,218
POOR DONALD.

409
00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:20,654
YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME HIM.

410
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,023
HE WAS ONLY TRYING
TO GIVE HIS MARRIAGE

411
00:27:23,092 --> 00:27:25,025
A SHOT IN THE ARM...

412
00:27:25,094 --> 00:27:26,471
AND IN THE LEG...

413
00:27:26,495 --> 00:27:27,673
AND IN THE HEAD!

414
00:27:30,766 --> 00:27:32,866
SOMETIMES I CRACK MYSELF UP!

415
00:27:34,303 --> 00:27:36,536
UNTIL NEXT TIME, KIDDIES,

416
00:27:36,605 --> 00:27:38,138
PLEASANT SCREAMS!

417
00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:46,530
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418
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:49,918
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